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Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very
polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When
leaving the room, she said, “Mr. Johnson, your barrack’s door is open.”

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and
saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his
secretary. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my
barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing
at attention?”

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, “Why no sir, all I saw was a
little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”